Cat in the hat poem


Cat in the hat poem

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my god, what can i do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body’s drooping
Have trouble pooping
The golden years have come at last
The golden years can kiss my ass.

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